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2008 Rocky Mountain 356 Porsche Club OVERSTEER November 2008 GPS’s
As
those of you who read last month's article know, I bought a Garmin Nüvi
760 to assist with navigating the Porsche, and even provided a 12 volt outlet
(connected to the 12 volt inverter that powers my radio) to run the darn
thing. The Garmin comes with a very effective suction cup for attachment to
the windshield (a little spit helps) or an optional bean bag for cars that
have enough dashboard space behind the windshield. Some options look better on paper than in actual practice. One such option is the capability to listen to voice commands (and play music) through your car's FM radio. The set-up asks you to find a frequency that doesn't have a broadcast station, which is difficult in large, metropolitan areas. The Garmin is then set to that frequency and, voila!, voice commands, MP3 music downloaded from computer and your cell phone's Bluetooth connection all are heard through the car's speakers. All
of this technology worked great from my Jeep parked in my driveway at home. On
the road in the Porsche with the windows rolled half way down was another
matter. When the radio volume was turned up high enough to hear voice
commands, we could also hear strong static and/or distant radio stations. Less
volume, and voice commands were lost in the "white noise" of 75
miles per hour with the windows down (the temperature for the first two days
driving was in the low 90s). The Bluetooth cell phone connection and MP3 music
were both unusable for the same reason. After missing a couple of calls, I
disabled the Bluetooth connection and just used the cell phone as, well, a
cell phone. Three
features of the Garmin stand out. First, the highway display is excellent, and
can be programmed to show more or less detail, zoomed in or out, and scrolled
to display the map beyond its normal range. Second is its ability to acquire
satellites quickly --much faster than the hand-held Garmin IIIP that I
took with me to Nikumaroro. Third is the extremely quick
"recalculation" that takes place when the driver does not choose to
follow the prescribed route. To
enjoy the full benefit of all the bells and whistles of the GPS, one really
needs a co-pilot to make the sometimes complex entries. In that regard, it is
not unlike modern "glass cockpit" airplanes. For some changes, the
computer voice cautions you to not perform that task while driving. As
fate would have it, the rental for my return to Denver was a Toyota RAV 4
equipped with Hertz Magellan GPS (they call it Never Lost). Being
inquisitive, I turned them both on to learn if there were any differences in
their navigation. The
location of the Magellan screen is below the radio/heater/AC controls, which
discourages even glancing at it when in traffic. The set-up is marginally
easier than Garmin, with airports and Hertz locations particularly easy to
load (duh!). As with Garmin, home address must be entered while parked. Also,
I found the Magellan voice commands somewhat easier to follow. Instructions
were clipped, as, "Turn...right...ahead...two...miles...I...70." as
opposed to, "Turn right ahead two miles on I-70." Maybe it's a
function of my age, but the slight pause between words was easier for me to
assimilate. Another was that Magellan always gave a two-mile warning
before turning, providing plenty of time to change lanes if necessary. Garmin
has the clear edge when it comes to finding restaurants, hotels or gas
stations but I would prefer that it give preference to those ahead rather than
looking behind as well. Twice,
the two GPSs disagreed on the route, once at Richmond, VA, and the other time
at St. Louis. It wasn't pretty. The first disagreement occurred early on the
first day when the Magellan wanted to take the beltway around Richmond, and
the Garmin wanted to go through town. Gidget,
the Garmin was the first to speak. "Marcia, you're just a whore for the
oil companies. You want this poor man to take the long way around town so that
he'll have to buy more gas. Marcia,
the Magellan replied, "Gidget, you ignorant slut, this man is 74 years
old and you want to take him right through the middle of town in all that
traffic!" "Get
real, Marcia. I know perfectly well that you're in bed with Big Oil." "Just
because you have a plastic carrying case, Gidget, you think you're something
special. I heard the driver say that he liked my voice better than
yours." The
bickering continued until we were almost through town, but it happened again
going through St. Louis when Marcia attempted to take me off I-70 and around
the back way. I stayed with Gidget, but I could hear them sniping at each
other. After a short time, Gidget switched to another of her programmable
languages, and I couldn't understand her after that.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(11)
Skeet Gifford Four Speeds and Drum Brakes – July
Tom Tate (thanks Bill Frey)
You would think that those of us that play with cars would be sensitive
to the rising cost of gasoline. From all indications that's not true. I'd
guess that it's the same as a skier facing higher priced lift tickets or a
Dressage rider finding the price of feed going up. You just do what you have
to do to keep enjoying your chosen sport.
When we were younger the cost of a gallon of gas certainly figured
into our daily budget but in a different way than it does today. I know that
is going to sound like the dark ages but when I was peddling my first VW
beetle around while in college there was no such thing as a credit card.
Think about that for a minute. If you were going to buy anything from a
candy bar to a dinner to a tank of gas, you had to have the cash in your
pocket. I grant you that it would've been less cash than today but you still
needed cash.
There were no ATM's and no gas station would take a check. With gas in the
30-45 cent range I can remember taking out the bottom of the back seat in
the beetle looking for change.
My Bug was a '58 and didn't come with a gas gauge. What we had was a
reserve tank and a lever inside the passenger compartment to access it.
Actually there was a turned up rod that went through the firewall just above
the gas pedal that went to the fuelcock at the
bottom of the gas tank. When the engine started
to sputter as it ran out of gas all the driver
had to do was push the lever to the right with their foot and the gas began
to flow from the reserve tank. To say that it had a reserve tank was to give
VW way too much credit. The gas line into the bottom of the tank had two
drain points on it. The hole at the top was used as the "regular tank" the
drain hole at the bottom was the "reserve tank". To read the owners manual a
new owner would believe there was one regular
tank and one reserve tank.
By just keeping track of the odometer the driver could easily
avoid using the reserve tank. The VW's didn't have a trip odometer, that was
reserved for the really expensive cars like Porsches. With nothing but a
Sapphire AM radio that wasn't much good outside of the city limits there
wasn't much else to do but math problems in your head anyway. Even driving
like a teenager the beetle would get 30 mpg so a tank of gas was good for a
week of racing about. On a trip from Florida to Maryland following my
brother, who was towing a U haul trailer behind a '59 Bonneville, the bug
got over 50 mpg. Somehow that didn't seem important at the time.
By the time the first gas crunch was upon us in 1973 I was working at a
Porsche Audi dealership in Boston. The worst Audi we sold got 30 mpg and
every day Oldsmobiles and Caddys would roll into the lot looking to trade.
With so much Detroit iron being traded it wasn't long before the wholesalers
stopped bidding. When asked the value of a trade we just asked the owner how
much gas was in it or how much it weighed. And that was when gas had just
broken through $1.00.
We
even had stickers to put in the back windows of the 914's that said "Save
Gas in Style". I guess we just liked to rub it in back in those days.
Reading an article recently about the pressure that the gas prices
had brought to owners to trade for a more efficient ride I sat down to do a
little math of my own. Using the national average of 12,000 miles per year
I calculated the difference between a car that got 20 mpg and an SUV that
got 15 mpg. It turns out that the difference translates into one Mint Moca
Chip Frappuccino with a Doubleshot each day at Starbucks. About $25 per
week. Just think, if you gave up those coffee breaks you could keep driving
those SUV's. Besides their trade in value has dropped like an anvil in a
swamp anyway and it's too big to use as a doghouse. Looking at the
difference between a regular gas model and a Hybird the trade in logic is
even harder to follow. Given the price difference in the Toyota Corolla line
a new owner would have to drive over 185,000 miles to recover the premium
paid for the Hybird. But they keep adding their name to the waiting list.
Why not just go buy a good used 914 or 356 and have some fun and save gas
too. You won't have to tie up your retirement funds to do it either.
But week after week more and more people trudge down to a local dealer
trying to put a windup toy in their driveway. Maybe they just can't give up
that Mint Mocha whatever. Or maybe it's just 1973 all over again. In spite of the rising prices at the pump, the driver's schools are full and the Autocrosses well attended. Our members even drive for hours towing cars just to get to far away race tracks. One of the more popular shows on the Speed channel is Pinks, where hundreds of drag racers show up to blow through a tank of gas in an effort to be on TV and maybe lose their car. Go figure. As much as we complain about the cost, it sure doesn't seem to get us to take our foot off the gas pedal. It takes a little more that some change under the back seat to get us home but we don't care. The good news is the the old bathtubs that I drive do almost as well as that VW from years ago. I guess I can still run it around and make a lot of noise just like a teenager. Besides I drink all my coffee at home. KTF.
A friend
of mine writes these monthly all about 356's for the Northeast area Porsche
Club magazine. Bill Frey
The story continues:
Four Speeds and Drum Brakes - Sept
The story continues on the Speedster from California. "Little Red" made it
from my son's garage in Phoenix to Medfield in just four days and without
any bad weather. That was a plus because we shipped it on an open trailer
and it arrived on the top shelf above six other cars. We realized that the
top might take a beating so the decision was made to fold it down and go for
it. Besides it's just a car, right? If it got wet it would dry off, just
like the old days. I have to admit that price was a factor as an enclosed
trailer was twice the price and it would have been a few weeks before it
could be picked up. Besides I wanted to see it and start tinkering as soon
as possible.
With the 356 Registry East Coast Holiday (think PCA Parade for 356's) in
late Aug. time was important. The plan was to get it cleaned up and running
well so that I could give it to my brother to participate in the Holiday
with us. Bill and his wife (understanding wife) would drive Little Red and
Rob and I would take Blackie. Bill has a '57 Speedster of his own but
it's been apart and in the back of his garage since the '80's and I
figured that this would inspire him to drag it out of the shadows and get it
going again.
The clean
up had already been done by Rob and the car looked great when it arrived in
Mass. The first drive only pointed out a few flaws like a speedo that
didn't work and wipers that only quit when the fuse was pulled. Easy fixes.
Then there was the matter of the turn signal switch that was in a box under
the seat, not on the steering wheel stalk where it belonged. Some door
gaskets, the front trunk mat, and a tunnel mat were missing and the metal
plate that covers the transmission was long gone. The rubber items were
cheap and came from one of the 356 vendors but I had to fabricate
a transmission cover out of a stainless steel dog dish. No, I didn't steal
Zach's water bowl, I got a new one at Job Lot for $1.99. With carpet padding
inside and out and a coat of flat black from a rattle can, it looks great.
The speedo repair was another matter and the beginning of a very strange
tale. Rob had already checked the cable, it was fine and the speedo worked
by itself but they didn't work together. I pulled out the speedo and the
cable and put them both on the workbench. That's when I saw the writing on
the back of the speedometer head. Written in black magic marker were the
letters R M Inc. and below that, Sherborn, Mass. It seems that when a repair
is done to automotive gauges the shop always puts their name on the back
indicating who worked on it. I've seen a number of ID's scribbled and
scratched onto the back of 356 gauges over the years, most of which I
ignore, but Sherborn was the next town over from where I was standing. I
wasn't aware of anyone that did Porsche speedometer repair or speedometer
repair in general ever, and I had been in Medfield since 1973. I picked up
the phone and called Jack Styles up at Paul Russell Restorations in Essex,
Ma. Jack has been traveling in Porsche repair circles since the early '70's
and knows everyone everywhere. As I expected, he immediately came up with a
name that I had long forgotten, Ralph Meany Inc.
Ralph had a Porsche shop in Framingham when I knew him in the '70's and had
closed it to move to the west coast back in the mid '70's. Actually the IRS
closed the shop, I was there at the auction and watched Kermit (the green
914/6) go to a couple of brothers that wanted to race it at Bryar, the track
now known as NHIS. He was well known in racing circles having won a first in
class at the Daytona 24 Hour race in 1970 in a 911 and campaigned a 914/6 in
endurance racing. Turns out that the shop that I knew in Framingham was
actually the second shop that he had. The original was in Sherborn and sure
enough the photo on the website showed the 911 pictured at the 1970 Daytona
Race with the words "Sherborn, Mass" written in the front fender.
Jack knew the story of how "Little Red" got to my garage and was interested
in it's condition so I filled him in on the upgrades that had been done to
the car. The car had disc brakes installed but not just by replacing the
drum brakes on the corners. Someone had replaced the entire transmission
with a 741 gearbox from a '64 - '65 356. This was a difficult swap
because the nose of the transmission is larger that the one it replaces and
requires that a larger opening be cut into the bulkhead. Not something that
a hobbyist would attempt in his
driveway. That's
when Jack mentioned that many years ago he had watched Jay Barry of
Stuttgart Northeast in Danvers, MA do that very swap into a red Speedster.
He couldn't remember much about the car because it was up on the lift each
time he went in and he only saw the bottom. Simple solution, call Jay and
see what he can remember. But Jay and Carol are now in their seventh year of
a three year around the world cruise so he wouldn't be able to fill in the
spaces but I wasn't about to slow down on this chase yet.
Ralph Meaney has a website, set up by his son, that lists all his racing
victories and makes contact easy and in just a few minutes I had him on the
phone. He remembered that they used to do repairs on Porsche gauges but
couldn't remember this one specifically. When I mentioned the transmission
swap the lights all came on. Turns out that he had sold the Speedster to Gil
Myer who had Jay Barry install a transmission that also came from Ralph's
shop. Gil Meyer
and his wife Sue were very active in the Northeast Region of the Porsche
club and had both served as president of the region in the '70's. Although a
dentist by profession Gil played with cars like all the rest of us at the
time. He was an active racer, 904 owner, and bought and sold Porsches for
fun. Unfortunately he died tragically in a road accident back in the early
'90's.
Suddenly the picture of the little red Speedster with Gil at the wheel
popped into view in my brain. Back in the day the local club used to race
their cars on weekends at Hanscom Field in Bedford, MA. I was autocrossing
"Blackie" (he was silver in those days) and Gil showed up with a Speedster
he was working on to see how it would do. We lined up together and did our
best to outrun each other. Although Gil was a road racer not an autocrosser,
he did
a great
job on the course, pushing me harder and harder. I don't remember who won
but I do remember that on one hard left turn his right door came open and we
had to bungee it closed for his later runs. Just like today you did what you
could to help anyone stay in the game.
We've all heard stories about how people have come across cars that they've
owned years before but this is the first one in my garage that I'd competed
against and that took such a long road to my door. I really don't have any
idea where Little Red has been the last thirty years, the seller said that
his brother got the car from a guy in San Diego seven years ago and they
don't know anymore history that that. Besides, the guy said, " it's just an
old car". Somehow it seems like a lot more that that to me. Just think that
if Ralph hadn't put his name on the back of that speedo, or if I hadn't
pulled it out to see what was wrong, I never would have known where Little
Red had been. Amazing how small this 356 community really is after all.
I'm now looking at both of these old cars sitting side by side in my garage
wondering if there is a way that these Speedsters can sense that they were
together all those years ago. I like to think that some how they know. KTF
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